Hi, I’m Lucas.
I sit at a desk, snack at midnight, and write things down so future me can read them and not believe them. I hoard hobbies. The hobbies hoard me back. We are at peace.
// NOW
Recent dispatches from the desk.- 2026 / JUN
Rewatching a 2009 sitcom for the fifth time. It has not improved. I have not improved. We are as we were.
- 2026 / MAY
Finished a coffee. Started three more. Filed them under taxonomy yet to be invented.
- 2026 / APR
Bought a notebook at an airport. Have not written in it. It looks important. That is enough for now.
- 2026 / MAR
Ate cereal for dinner twice this week. The internet is upset. Cereal is unbothered. I side with cereal.
// HOBBIES, IN NO PARTICULAR ORDER
A short list of things I am unreasonably into.- 01
Mechanical keyboards
I have noticed the way every keyboard types the letter 'e'. I have opinions. They are not getting me hired.
- 02
Sourdough on life support
Her name is private. She has a birthday. She has outlived two of my friendships and one roommate.
- 03
Bad guitar
Four chords. Any order. To anyone's polite discomfort. I will play at the party. The party did not ask.
- 04
Late-night cooking
I cook at midnight the way other people pray. It rarely works and I keep doing it. Reviews pending.
- 05
Pizza opinions
Cold pizza is the correct pizza. Pineapple is a regional accent. I will die on a small hill about this.
- 06
Buying domain names
I own lucasmrg.dev, .xyz, .io, and .tips. I will use none. The renewal emails are now a hobby of their own.
// HOT TAKES, ROOM TEMP
Strong opinions, loosely held.- [FILM]
Your favorite movie is also pretty good. Sometimes. This is not a contradiction. It is a kindness.
- [TEXTS]
Ending your texts with a period makes you sound villainous. Recover. Use the comma, friend.
- [PIZZA]
Cold pizza is the pizza. Room-temperature pizza is the suspect. Microwave pizza is the confession.
“I will die on a small hill. The hill is local. The hill is fine.”
// FAQ
Questions no one asked. Answers no one needed.I sit at a desk and pretend I am a wizard. The spreadsheets believe it. The coffee does not. The pay is moderate.
About 40%. The other 60% is me explaining the joke to you, which makes it worse. I will keep trying anyway.
Yes. Mostly the same three books on rotation. They are very good. I will not be branching out and I refuse to apologize for it.
A sourdough starter that survived a power outage. Second place is a spreadsheet. Do not ask about the spreadsheet.
Probably. The rate is one (1) good joke and zero (0) follow-up emails. If you can meet that, we are off to the races.
Be my friend?
I answer messages at irregular hours. I am mostly a delight, occasionally asleep. Both states come highly reviewed.
// lucas, lucasmrg, GMT-3 · last edited by hand, probably shirtless